safest city in the nation?

"On July 1, 2009 at approximately 2:50 P.M., the UCI Police Department received a report that an unknown male subject assaulted a female in a women's restroom on the first floor of Information and Computer Science 2. The suspect is described as a male Hispanic, 25-30 years, 5'6", wearing a black hat, black shirt, and blue jeans. The suspect hid in a bathroom stall and grabbed the victim as she was attempting to wash her hands. The victim fought the suspect off and he fled the scene in an unknown direction. The subject was not located after a thorough area check by police. If you have any information related to this incident or if you observe any suspicious activity, please call the UCI Police Department immediately at (949) 824-5223 or 9-1-1."

it's funny because every time i go into a public restroom and i'm the only one in there, this is exactly what i fear and imagine in my head until i'm out the door. hahahahaha.

:/